shxzuo:

_{humanise liked this}

          {//i see u there.

          but their feelings would be like ‘nah, he’s my brother i’m not killing him.’ /LOUD LAUGHING AS TEARS ROLL DOWN MY FACE IT WOULD BE MORE LIKE SHIZUO OR KASUKA OR WHOEVER WOULD BE THE EXORCIST FINDING OUT THAT HIS BROTHER IS A DEMON WHO LIVES WITH BLOOD SO INSTEAD OF ATTACKING OTHER PEOPLE THE ONE WHO’S THE EXORCIST WOULD EVERY NIGHT OFFER SOME OF HIS BLOOD AND THE DEMON CAN’T KILL HIM BECAUSE HE’S HIS BROTHER AND BECAUSE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND OH MY GOD I AM RUINED}

u caught me ( ` v`)/

also are u trying to kill me because if you are iT’S WORKING
oh my god if kasuka was the exorcist and him finding out shizuo was a demon – just think about it. it would probably be the first time in years that he actually showed some genuine emotion because this is shizuo and he doesn’t want to hurt him and he’d end up being so reckless about it like gOODBYE NOT TOUCHING YOU NOPE HERE’S MY BLOOD but if he was the demon and shizuo found out he’d think he would be rejected by his brother and he wouldn’t be able to handle that either and he’d try to block his emotions off even more and distance himself n’ all—

/ROLLS INTO A DITCH GOODBYE